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Motivational Spam

It seems spam is getting a bit aggressive recently. My friend found charming bit of spam in his inbox.

Why? You stupid fat fuck. Have you looked at yourself in the mirror lately? What a joke. Your lucky I am even writing this because I can’t stand you most of the time. Why do you not get serious about looking better? With all the bullshit out there right now and dam results I’ve seen in the people I know, your an idiot not trying something. My fuckin sister lost 52 lbs not even exercising using this crap http://xxxxxxx.com

It’s about time you stopped being a lazy piece of shit and do something about yourself.

-You know who I am probably

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3 Responses to “Motivational Spam”

  1. Victor Vorski Says:
    April 15th, 2008 at 1:24 am

    My favourite spam recently was on my phone (somehow I got on the spamers lists :( )

    －貴方様へ－
    急な逆指名をお許しください。
    私は来年50になる主人と2人で暮らしています。
    家庭環境も金銭的にも何不自由なく生活を送っていますが、性生活に恵まれず男性を探しています。
    SEXという行為で私をもう一度、女に戻してください。
    汚い女と思われるかもしれませんが、その為なら謝礼金を幾ら払っても惜しくありません。
    貴方様を思うこの気持ち、100万円の現金謝礼と私の体で証明させてください
    http://xxx/gyaku_shimei/

    不安な気持ちもありましたが、思い切って写真も載せてみました。
    50歳になる主人はまったく役に立ちません。。
    もう2年近く夜の関係がないです…
    その2年前も私は10％も満足できていません。
    私の気持ちもお礼の100万円も本気です！
    信じてメール下さい。待ってます。
    http://xxx/gyaku_shimei/

  2. Sajjad Says:
    April 17th, 2008 at 5:39 pm

    Spammers have definitely gotten a lot more creative. It’s starting to blur the line between legitimate and unsolicited mails.

    A lot of the spam I get these days is actually more interesting and useful than the ham. Hmm, I should write a filter for this.

  3. Ersalan Says:
    April 17th, 2008 at 5:41 pm

    Sajjad’s right, Spam does make better reading then Ham now days

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