The Big One!

In 20 years the Japanese will be just as fat as today’s super-sized Americans — although by that time the Americans will be even fatter.

A few years ago I blogged about my shock over the popularity of the McGriddle in America (seriously people, its not food) but it has turned into a best seller here in Japan as well. They have also introduced the MegaMac here in Japan. It’s basically a Big Mac with a two extra patties, and they literally can’t keep it in stock.

Two years ago Krispy Kreme opened its first outlet here and the lines are still hundreds of people long. An unending flow of petite 45kg Japanese girls wait for an hour in the cold to get to the front of the line and and then scurry off with their box of dozen glazed donuts: each one ready to cite without a hint of irony the conventional wisdom about how healthy the Japanese diet is.

Most nauseating and vile of all, however, has to be Pizza Hut’s new special crust. (I think this is a Japan only thing, but I could be wrong.) The outside rim othe the pizza crust is actually made from detachable, rolls or cheese that have been battered and deep-fried, and it comes with maples syrup that you are supposed to pour over the crust before eating.

The Japanese are currently the longest-lived people on Earth. I wonder if the next generation will be able to claim the same title.

5 Responses to “The Big One!”

  1. Sajjad Says:

    No, the Pizza Hut special crust isn’t a Japan only thing. They have that option here as well (among other strange crust options). I love pizza and I love cheese, but that’s going a bit too far.

    And it sickened me to see the “Mighty Zinger” that was recently delivered to some of my colleagues. Even more disgusting chicken, dripping in lots of oil.

    Anyway, good to see a post from you after so long.

  2. Tim Says:

    I was afraid of that. I can’t understand how people above the age of six can eat that stuff.

  3. Ersalan Says:

    But i tempted Sajjad to take a bite of the “Mighty Zinger”… All hail the Mighty Zinger : D

  4. Victor Vorski Says:

    McDonalds is not food anyone eats for pleasure. People who
    eat there are poor and looking for most calories/$ so if
    the new hamburger has more calories/$ of course people
    will buy it.

    As to Japanese longevity the people who are long lived now,
    are in their 80′s meaning they were born raised in a completely
    different country then Japan is now. McDonalds aside, much
    less (probably almost no?) red meat was eaten, most people
    were poor so generally ate less…

    Still a few info points on what junk food shops serve (not that
    many people order pizza here anyways – its bloody expensive),
    do not make for a population wide statistic.

    I think the American fat fetish comes from an over-run tolerance
    culture which makes it unacceptable to say “you’re a fat slob’,
    Japan with its well developed culture of ijime, and social pressure
    will not likely go down the same route of fat growth I think.

    Certainly even in Europe most countries (outside England/Germany)
    are managing to avoid the fat trend… Perhaps growing fat bulk
    is primarily an Anglo-Saxon hobby?

    V.

  5. Tim Says:

    Don’t know about that.

    The chubby-legged girls in Shibuya pulling money out of their Louis Vuitton bags to pay for their Mega Macs don’t seem to be in need of either calories or cash.

    But the fat-acceptance of in the US is amazing. When I was in Las Vegas a few years back it was shocking to see all the fat people on the handicapped scooters drinking their one-quart margaritas. These people weren’t sick or old, they just were too fat and lazy to walk from one casino to the next.

    You would think that at some point shame and embarrassment would kick in.

Leave a Reply