Oh, those wacky Christians!

A man jumped into the lion cage in the Kiev zoo, walked over to the lions and shouted “God will save me, if he exists.”

He didn’t. A lioness immediately pounced on him and ripped open his carotid artery. The king of kings could not be reached for comment.

Now, what I want to know is why this chump thought he was a special snowflake. I mean, the Romans threw thousands of Christians to the lions,  and the Big Guy didn’t feel compelled to intervene on their behalf despite the obvious PR value of such a move. So what made this guy think divine intervention would protect him from his own stupidity and arrogance.

It’s the Circle of Life.

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