I was out with a couple of female friends the other evening and overheard a girl behind us complaining (as only girls can) to her friends that her boyfriend was boring. It seems the heartless bastard was always buying her presents, taking her places and saying how beautiful she was every time they met. And her friends were commiserating with her!

I remember when I lived in LA we used to celebrate when it rained. It only rains a few times a year in LA and sometimes we would actually go out in play in the rain when it happened. I guess day after day of beautiful weather becomes boring.

Note to Self:
When you need to get girls to stop talking. Don’t just tell them to be quiet. Tell them to be quiet and listen to the conversation at the next table. They will then shut up immediately, completely, and protractedly.

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