Failsafe Contraceptives

Any two items from this store prominantly displayed in a man’s living room will ensure that he will never, ever, fricking ever get laid.

3 Responses to “Failsafe Contraceptives”

  1. Sajjad Says:

    For a minute there, I thought it said “Girls on Asian” statue. That would be sure to drive off any attempt at reprocreation.

    Looking at the knives and armour section reminded me that my birthday gift (from a special someone who’s into this stuff) was a very cool, large hunting knife. If she knew about this, I’m sure she’d by something for me and/or herself.

  2. Philippe Says:

    So, did you remove them from sight ?

  3. Tim Says:

    > So, did you remove them from sight ?
    Yes, I make sure I throw my official Han Solo bedspread over my life-size Golem statue before my dates arrive.

    I just don’t get this. I mean, I liked Star Wars and Lord of the Rings as much as the next guy, but who would spend $1,000 for a life-size statue of Golem or a 24-inch pewter casting of Legolas?

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