“There is no way that praying with nuns is gonna cause you asthma.” And then I prayed. And I said, “Lord, what’s wrong with her?” I just prayed silently. And the Lord said, “Ask about her sex life.”
— Pat Robertson

Really. I swear! I can’t make up stuff this good. You can read the full transcript here.

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