I learned an important life lesson today.

It is an extremely bad idea to open an electric coffee grinder when it’s running. Good thing I like the aroma of freshly-ground coffee. That’s what my whole kitchen smells like right now.

Why is it that all the things women do to relax and look beautiful sound so painful? My female friends are always talking about things like hot-stone therapy, chemical peels, and my personal favorite the “lava bath”. What the hell is a lava bath?